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I voted!
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Congratulations, asshole
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Thanks for the anal.
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You're a fucking idiot.
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You're a fag.
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Smelly Cooter
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Sorry your new baby is a retard.
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Thanks for shitting in my mouth.
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It's a miscarriage!
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Get well soon!
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Thanks for the pit.
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Thanks for letting me fuck your mom.
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Congratulations on your big titted bride.
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Bon Voyage
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Crack smoking.
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Fuck you asshole.
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You're gay.
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Thanks for the crabs.
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Thinking of you...
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Avian Flu
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Mourning for your pet.
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Hey, Butt Muncher
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Wishing ya' a belated fuck you.
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You suck!
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Sorry about date raping you.
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Shut the fuck up.
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Sorry I didn't get a chance to fuck you.
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Sorry about the failed suicide.
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Good luck trying to blow yourself!
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Congratulations on your weight loss.
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Apparently I've been a douche bag.
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I like your titties
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Midas Touch
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Congratulations on being an emotional PUSSY!
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You should be ashamed
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People are shitty
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Never too late for sorry
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I hope you fail in life
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Kindly Suck A Fart
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Babies Hate You.
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Thanks for the thoughtless gift!
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